The man, the myth, a legend in his own time - Conan - has spoken. I emailed him just recently in a desperate attempt to coax his lordship back unto the fold, and I was granted a reply. Rejoice!

Er, yeah. Email below!

Nick,
I’m still here! I have a huge left bicep, can barely move my left
arm apart from in a short ‘up/down’ fashion… I ‘ll have to come into
#minorthreat soon to spout more pearls of wisdom that just keep getting
better on re-reading!! Are you still in USA, or are you sick of fake
intimacy and people who are ‘too nice’?? eh? does your bmx have guns on it
now?

perhaps Ill pop into #MT soon

I know you cant wait!!

Dave/Conan