Random people on Soulseek sometimes make me laugh:

[zero21] I am so pleased about the lungfish albs. super Band…very very thanx :-))))
[zero21] Lungfish “sound in time” unites another user in the queue. are you interested??
[zero21] sorry my englisch ist not good. i am from germany..
[transam] yeah if it’s well encoded i’ll download it
[transam] it’s the only album that i don’t own of theirs i think
[transam] and your english is pretty good :)
[zero21] translator program :-)))
[transam] heh :)
[zero21] Lungfish sound times into is s to find. the user is online. seeing, having a try tomorrow
[transam] ok
[transam] if i find it i will let you know
[zero21] encoded sound in time 128kbps
[transam] 128 is bad
[zero21] :-)
[zero21] better is 192
[zero21] lungfish ist super geil !!
[zero21] you come from?
[transam] manchester in england
[transam] and yeah, lungfish rock :)
[zero21] super. the 51.th state
[transam] yep, that’s us :)
[zero21] samule jackson
[transam] lol
[transam] yeah
[transam] robert carlisle
[zero21] yes !!!!
[zero21] ok must sleep. am stoned. must tomorrow early work out
[transam] lol
[transam] ok dude
[zero21] good night, a day is: tomorrow, too)
[zero21] cu…
[transam] laters

I don’t think it gets much more random than that. Funny how his ‘translator program’ (He probably means Babelfish) sussed the word for stoned out :P