Slashdot is usually 99% utter lameness, but every once in a while someone posts something vaguely amusing:

How should Buffy end?

( ) David Lynch Ending: The entire series was just a masterbatory fantasy for Xander. Somehow he still manages to lose an eye.

( ) Kubrick Ending: Calib chases Buffy around the hedge maze and ends up freezing to death.

( ) Spielberg Ending: Buffy is revived by alien robots in the year 3010 who create the illusion of Angel for one day and then they euthanize her.

( ) Lucas Ending: “Buffy, you’ve turned off your targetting computer! What’s wrong?”

( ) Joss Whedon Ending: The gangs careers’ suddenly end when they decide to write a sci-fi western.