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Hmm, why does it feel so wrong to take a shit with the bathroom door open, even when you know there’s noone else in the house? Strange one that.

Written by nick

August 31st, 2003 at 3:42 pm

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  1. You can weed that ‘flaw’ out in a few weeks with a careful program of rehabilitation. Step one is to leave the door unlocked, step two is..

  2. Yeah, maybe if I just start leaving the door ajar and gradually increasing how much it’s open….

    nick

    1 Sep 03 at 12:51 pm

  3. Aye, with training like this you’ll be shitting in the middle of a busy highstreet in no time! ;)

  4. I always squeeze one out with the door open.

    It says email is optional then it fucks me in the ass saying its requied, what the fuck serpico!

    Fatbod

    3 Sep 03 at 11:21 am

  5. becuase you grow up thinking tis worng so it becomes habbit, just like dogbog and his wanking in public hes done for so long now hes thinks tis right!. :DDD

    ads "hellsy"

    4 Sep 03 at 7:28 pm

  6. *lol* You are insane. And give too much information.

    Heather

    4 Sep 03 at 9:27 pm

  7. christ, hellsy :/
    I don’t wank in public anymore!

    It’s true though, I can’t take a dump with the door open.

    wes

    5 Sep 03 at 8:49 am

  8. It feels wrong - because it is wrong.

    In a universe where people shit with the doors open:
    Chicks fart !
    People consume milk that has ‘gone off’ on toast
    People BUY water from supermarkets DESPITE the fact it is rancid and tap water it more pure and better for you

    Reality used to be a friend of mine =/

    kiri

    8 Sep 03 at 1:28 pm