Why Wes doesn’t usually do too well with the ladies:

14:49 [DoGBoY] erk, some scary 17yr old from preston just msg’d me :|
14:50 [Aggroman] hehe, why ?
14:51 [nick] :D
14:51 [DoGBoY] faceparty

14:52 [DoGBoY] dunno if i should even reply

15:43 [DoGBoY] i said “Yeppers, i live in preston … up plungy”

15:44 [DoGBoY] she recommended a good pizza place
15:44 [DoGBoY] so i said “you look like you enjoy pizza”
15:44 [DoGBoY] no reply since
15:45 [DoGBoY] :/
15:48 [Aggroman] lol
15:53 [Aggroman] what a nice way of syaing “you’re fat”
15:53 [DoGBoY] didn’t mean it like that
15:53 [DoGBoY] she just looked like the kinda person who likes pizza
15:53 [Aggroman] ok

15:54 [DoGBoY] man, i said sommet wrong didn’t i?
15:54 [DoGBoY] i didn’t even mention cock once