Kellie: “Hey Nick, you do know that the bottom tube on your BMX frame has a split in it?”
Me: “Yeah right, it’s probably just a scratch…”
Kellie: “No seriously, there’s a split in the metal!”
Me: “I doubt it babe, metal doesn’t usually just split and anyway, these frames are practically indestructable.”
* Gets bike out and turns it upside down *
Click the above image for a close-up.
Fuck.

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sick :|
fat bastard.
Is Kel the chick you f**ked your ex over for?
Outrageous :(
Sorry to hear about your bike, maybe its karma? Yeah, how dya like dem apples!
In all seriousness though, sorry to hear about your bike. :’(
I didn’t fuck anyone over, it was just unfortunate timing! :(
Still waiting to hear about whether I can get the frame warrantied or not…
It’s Terrible that One, Joe’s too busy counting all his money to bother with quality control these days :/
Holy crap!
You truely are a fat f**ker Nick!
Time to get the Pritt Stick out!