Nothing quite like a healthy discussion to help pass the time.

14:27 <nick> christ
14:27 <nick> heather mills got 24.3 million
14:27 <nick> sick :|
14:28 <Durz|work> 24.3 mil for just being associated with someone famous
14:28 <nick> yeah
14:28 <Durz|work> not a bad deal really is it
14:28 <nick> i’d bum paul mccartney for 24.3 million tbh
14:28 <nick> no danger
14:28 <Durz|work> aye, same
14:28 <dan`> I wonder if McCartney is pissed at that
14:28 <Durz|work> id bum him for 2.4mil
14:28 <Durz|work> with a smile on my face
14:28 <Durz|work> 2.43m!
14:29 <nick> same
14:29 <nick> lol
14:29 <nick> “:D”
14:29 <nick> pumping away
14:29 <Durz|work> its not gay if you’re giving
14:29 <nick> thinking of the money
14:29 <Durz|work> lol
14:29 <Durz|work> :/
14:29 <Durz|work> bum only, no spooning plz macca
14:29 <nick> sick
14:29 <nick> you’re thinking it through
14:29 <Durz|work> ool
14:29 <nick> probably fighting a semi
14:29 <nick> sicko

14:33 <exor-> lol
14:33 <exor-> would you suck him off and swallow for 2.4 though daz?
14:33 <exor-> (I would)
14:33 <Durz|work> lol
14:34 <Durz|work> jesus :|
14:34 <exor-> I wouldnt feel much pride, if I’m honest
14:34 <dan`> bit much
14:34 <exor-> but 2.4…man
14:34 <exor-> its a nice payday

14:35 <nick> 2.4 million goes a long way to massaging that pride back up to scratch though tbh
14:35 <nick> you can buy alot of whores for that!
14:35 <Durz|work> what about £234k paul? £23.4k? :/
4:36 <Durz|work> what did she win again? 24.3 mil?
14:36 <Durz|work> so £243k, £24.3k etc
14:36 <dan`> silly bitch
14:36 <nick> i dunno :/
14:36 <nick> 24k no way :/
14:36 <Durz|work> its a nice house :/
14:36 <nick> 2.4k :/
14:36 <Durz|work> lol
14:36 <nick> i bet dan would do it for 2.4k
14:36 <nick> it’s still double what he won on the lottery
14:36 <nick> huh dan
14:37 <Durz|work> fucking lol
14:37 <dan`> :p
14:37 <Durz|work> £24.3k for 10 mins work………………………………………………
14:37 <Durz|work> eh paul?
14:37 <Durz|work> (depersonalising it so I dont have to answer)
14:37 <dan`> sick
14:37 <Durz|work> cmon exor???? 24.3k???
14:37 <nick> grim
14:37 <nick> 243k is as low as i would consider
14:37 <nick> 24k to live with the fact that you bummed a guy
14:37 <exor-> lol
14:37 <nick> not enough :/
14:37 <exor-> nah
14:37 <exor-> not a chance
14:38 <exor-> actually
14:38 <Durz|work> lol
14:38 <Durz|work> second thoughts
14:38 <exor-> I’ve just gone through it in my head
14:38 <nick> lool
14:38 <exor-> I am not convinced I could do it for 2.4m
14:38 <Durz|work> pauls itemised the bill
14:38 <Durz|work> send paul an invoice afterwards
14:38 <exor-> in all seriousness :/
4:38 <nick> i’d do it for a 1 mill plus
14:38 <nick> e-z
14:38 <Durz|work> aye me too
14:38 <nick> set up for life
14:38 <exor-> I would like to think I could
14:38 <Durz|work> 2.4m easy
14:38 <exor-> deffo
14:38 <exor-> but I am not sure :/
14:38 <exor-> it’s pretty sick swallowing cum I bet :/
14:38 <Durz|work> lol
14:38 <exor-> if you’re not a girl anyway :D
14:38 <exor-> obviously it’s ace for them
14:39 <Durz|work> what are we talking about here? bumming or bj ? :|
14:39 <nick> lool
14:39 <exor-> bj:/
14:39 <nick> paul has switched it
14:39 <nick> man
14:39 <nick> price of a bj plus swallowing goes up
14:39 <nick> quite a bit imo
14:39 <exor-> lol
14:39 <nick> still do it for 1mill+ imo
14:39 <exor-> 1.005 huh nick?
14:40 <Durz|work> if nothing else you’ve got a story to tell the kids
14:40 <nick> lol :(
14:40 <nick> the day grandad bummed macca :/
14:40 <Durz|work> did I tell you about that time I bummed the guy from the beatles? it was before your mother

Some time later…

15:25 <booz> Heather Mills says she is “very pleased” after she is awarded ?24.3m in her divorce
battle with Sir Paul McCartney.
15:30 <fletch> I’d be very pleased with a 24.3M? bonus
15:31 <fletch> tbh, I’d fuck paul mccartney for that
15:31 <exor-> oh god
15:31 <exor-> dont start that again
15:31 <dan`> lol
15:31 <fletch> start what?
15:32 <dan`> fletch would for 24p