20:10 Dimey: manus i had to do something terrible earlier :/
20:10 nick: lol
20:10 nick: explain plz
20:10 nick: you left us hanging before :/
20:10 Dimey: i was on the loo, having not gone for 7 days before
20:10 nick: o_O
20:10 Dimey: so its fair to say with all the codeine i was “bunged up”
20:10 nick: lol
20:10 Dimey: after about 15 mins i decided a bit of intervension was necessary to proceed
20:10 Dimey: so i had to scoop the shit out of my own ass with my middle finger :(

20:11 nick: lol???
20:11 Dimey: took about anohter 10 mins
20:11 nick: omg :(
20:11 Dimey: and man i bled :/
20:11 nick: surely it would have been better just to buy some laxatives?
20:11 Dimey: oh i did
20:11 Dimey: thats what made me go in the first place
20:11 nick: lol
20:11 Dimey: but the shits were like bullets
20:11 nick: that can’t be right surely :/
20:11 Dimey: bullet billz
20:11 nick: that’s fucking grim
20:11 Dimey: it wasnt very nice
20:11 Dimey: 8(
20:11 nick: lol man
20:11 nick: i hope that’s something i *never* have to experience
20:12 Dimey: it was weird man but there was no way it was comming out
20:12 Dimey: it was about 4 times as wide as my ass the shit inside
20:12 Dimey: had to keep picking bits off :/
20:12 nick: ll
20:12 nick: stop:/
20:14 Dimey: pity no one else is around to read this!
20:14 nick: lol
20:14 nick: the grossed out reactions
20:14 nick: and the obligatory comments about you sticking things in your ass
20:15 Dimey: aye
20:15 Dimey: my middle finger still reeks of shit
20:15 nick: lool
20:15 nick: impacted shit
20:15 Dimey: cant get rid of it
20:15 nick: been there for days
20:15 Dimey: scrubbed it 3 times
20:15 nick: i hope you’ve been wafting it under people’s noses
20:19 Dimey: will have to strategically work on that
20:21 Dimey: nick do you use vista at all?
20:24 nick: yeah
20:25 Dimey: ultimte?

Later…

14:47 fletcho: Dimebag and the shitpickers
14:47 fletcho: his new band
14:47 fletcho: new album “my finger stinks of shit” due in early august