20:10 Dimey: manus i had to do something terrible earlier :/
20:10 nick: lol
20:10 nick: explain plz
20:10 nick: you left us hanging before :/
20:10 Dimey: i was on the loo, having not gone for 7 days before
20:10 nick: o_O
20:10 Dimey: so its fair to say with all the codeine i was “bunged up”
20:10 nick: lol
20:10 Dimey: after about 15 mins i decided a bit of intervension was necessary to proceed
20:10 Dimey: so i had to scoop the shit out of my own ass with my middle finger :(

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Nothing quite like a healthy discussion to help pass the time.

14:27 <nick> christ
14:27 <nick> heather mills got 24.3 million
14:27 <nick> sick :|
14:28 <Durz|work> 24.3 mil for just being associated with someone famous
14:28 <nick> yeah
14:28 <Durz|work> not a bad deal really is it
14:28 <nick> i’d bum paul mccartney for 24.3 million tbh
14:28 <nick> no danger
14:28 <Durz|work> aye, same
14:28 <dan`> I wonder if McCartney is pissed at that
14:28 <Durz|work> id bum him for 2.4mil
14:28 <Durz|work> with a smile on my face
14:28 <Durz|work> 2.43m!
14:29 <nick> same
14:29 <nick> lol
14:29 <nick> “:D”
14:29 <nick> pumping away
14:29 <Durz|work> its not gay if you’re giving
14:29 <nick> thinking of the money
14:29 <Durz|work> lol
14:29 <Durz|work> :/
14:29 <Durz|work> bum only, no spooning plz macca
14:29 <nick> sick
14:29 <nick> you’re thinking it through
14:29 <Durz|work> ool
14:29 <nick> probably fighting a semi
14:29 <nick> sicko

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Definitely a first:

11:14 [doggers] ok
11:14 [doggers] need to remove distraction
11:14 [doggers] as i have work to do
11:15 [doggers] -!- doggers [dogboy@freebsd.cx] has quit [Quit: bbl]